top Ten Reasons Why Certain People Shouldn't go out

       We gotta ask ourselves, how fortunate are we that we get to spend our lives making sure that people have great time. There aren't many of us that are blessed with this talent and everyone of us know who we are. It is our quest to make sure that everyone around us has a great time and we have an occupational orgasm each time that we succeed in our goal. As our economy hits the gutter, with money so tight, these are time that we are needed most. But I think we lose the meaning, you know our path as to what we strive to do. Ive been around  and realize what drives me but I still cant help but to get worn down by the drainers. They are relentless and unstoppable. You know who they are , the ones that are going out just to abuse their good time ambassadors. The ones that don't care about disrupting the environment of others. The ones that will degrade you and make you question your worth. The ones that think its a game to see how little they have to pay. They come in all shapes color and sizes. These people are everywhere,

                          Top Ten Reasons Why Certain People Shouldn't Go Out

10)  If your the type that can not be happy

 9)   If you complain with your mouth full

 8)   If you start a sentence with "I'm not one to Bitch but"

 7)   If your a sampler you know order, taste, return repeat

 6)   If you think service people are beneath you

 5)   If your obtrusive and or offensive you know, a loud mouth or smelly. Like a bad drunk.

 4)   If you like to run a waiter, again you know the guy, cant let you know all his needs at once

 3)   If your the type that when you leave a table it looks like a bomb went off

 2)   If you think you the whole world owes you

 1)   If you go out with enough money to pay your tab with none left over to tip

Its not that we don't like you, its that we wish you were never born. Please keep your unpleasantness confined to your homes and let the rest of us have a night out on the town the way we were meant to.


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