Theres a booger on my check

        It was a typical Sunday afternoon. The good Christians were finishing up with there after church fueling and servers complaining about their lack of tips from the God fearing people. The shift was about to change. A group of seven entered the building, three adults and four delightfully unsupervised young ones. We got them seated, drinks and their food ordered. Everything went like clock work. I stopped by the table to see how things were going, everyone smiling and having a good time. I did notice the amount of debris on the floor from the kids, but thought I would just close that section till they were done and i could get it cleaned up. Uneventful at this point until the server dropped of the $130.00 check to the table. The server,now annoyed, came to me and stated that the lady on the end needed to see me. When i asked why, the server looked at me and in an angry voice said "she said that i wiped a booger on her check and wants to see you.I laughed, thinking this was a joke, I said "shut the fuck up!"I'm serious she said angrily. I collected myself and went to the table expecting that the sever was exaggerating. She was not. As soon as i forced the words, you need to see me? The lady exclaimed loud enough for half the restaurant to hear, your waitress wiped a booger on my check. All I could say to her is don't be ridicules. Right here! she pointed to a smudge in the corner of the check. I reached over and took the check presenter with the booger stained check from the lady and said I will get you a new check. As I tuned and started to walk away I heard her say "I'm going to get him" I quickly turned and with as pleasant of voice I could muster I said what did you say? She said with a wave of her hand, just get my check. When I returned with the booger free check in its presenter, saying nothing, I handed it to the awful woman. She took the book, threw it and struck me with it. All I could say was Oh My God what is your problem, what do you want? She then started to mimic me, Oh My God Oh My God she squealed, what I want is the check with the booger on it so I can get it analyzed and a discount.Holding back from reaching out and choking the life out of this bitch, I said I will get you the stained check but I'm not giving you a discount, I walked away to find the infamous check. When I returned the awful woman was lecturing the server as to why she was not going to get a tip. Quietly I put the stained check in front of the lady and walked away. How bad is that , the waitress having to stand there and politely endure the fucked up explanation as to why this bitch ain't giving her a tip. She payed the check without a tip and left. When I went to help the poor waitress with cleaning up the section, all the trash on the table had been thrown on the floor. All i could think is that this woman is going to call the corporate office and complain enough that they will send here a gift card and invite her back on us. Wouldn't that be nice, I love my job I love my job I love my job.