Dont settle for anything less than the best

      Its twenty minutes before closing time and two couples come in to eat. they were seated, drink and appetizer orders were taken. Drinks quickly made and delivered to them. To the naked eye, you would think all is well. after the appetizer of wings were delivered, the waitress came to me and said that the lady seated on the left side of the booth want to see me. I whispered "what does she want, is there a problem?" the waitress claimed she didn't have a clue. I approached the table with my usual pleasant smile and asked humbly " did you need to see me?" a question I have grown to hate to the point of nausea. The other three guests got quiet and motion less as the lady on the left began to speak. I don't want these wings she barked, I said I'm sorry, what is the problem with then. She sucked in air as though wanting to explode then pointed her way to long painted finger nail at the untouched wings and snarled, the wings were not prepared with care, they were rushed, take them off the table and bring us new ones. I could only look at the picture perfect wings as I removed them from the table and thinking WHAT A FUCKING BITCH!  Then I thought mmmman I'm going to eat these wings and Ill be damned if I'm going to share with the vulturous staff that is all ready eye balling them as I'm taking them back to the kitchen. I see the three guests and the one fucking bitch get up to help them selves to the salad bar. Once again everything seems hunky dory. Just as the newly cooked (with extra care) wings came up in the window the waitress said that lady (the fucking bitch) wants to see me again. All I could thing is OMG please give me the strength to not punch this bitch in the throat. as I approached the table it took everything I had to  force this smile and one again with stomach acid churning I said "did you need to see me?" There is a fly flying around the salad bar and is urinating on everything, that's nasty. I will not eat anything here! I said, once I shook off the shock of her outlandish statement, I'm sorry about that, i will remove your order from your check. Your wings are up I will get them right out for you. As I turned to leave the table the fucking bitch yelled stop! I will not eat anything in this nasty place. All I could say to her is I'm sorry please come back and try as again another time. In gods name why on earth would I invite that bitch back. Bewildered with slumped shoulders I turned to walk away knowing that the vultures got my wings, I heard the fucking bitch say to the other three "don't settle for anything less than the best.