Just put the quarter in your ass crack, waddle over the shot glass and drop it in

           After The Third Floor came Red Hot Tomatoes, a sandwich joint by day and a private food and beverage club by night. I took the concept a step further, locking the doors and closing the blinds after ten pm until eight am. Only key holders could enter the club. The only way to get a key was to prove that you worked in the food and beverage industry. In its early days there was just a core membership and my fondest memories. One late night or early morning a storm came through and knocked out the power. Other than a couple emergency lights there was nothing else going on. I had a box of votive candles that I put in glasses and spread throughout the club. With no entertainment I had to come up with something quick to hold what little crowd that I had. I told everyone to give me a dollar and in return I would give them four quarters to play a game. Someone said "are we playing quarters" I replied "um kinda". I past out the quarters and placed a small shot glass in the middle of the floor. The rules are simple I said, just put the quarter in your ass crack, waddle over the shot glass and drop it in. And no you do not take your pants off! The one to get the quarter in the glass wins all the quarters on the floor. I was happy at how easy it was to talk these people into such a ridiculous game and how funny drunks look playing it. Everyone participated, one girl though really got the laughs when she got the quarter wedged in her crack, waddled over the shot glass and nothing. no quarter dropped she reached back and the quarter was gone. Damn girl did your ass eat the quarter? One guy landed a quarter in the shot glass and won like sixteen dollars. Not a bad win for something so silly. I urge everyone reading this to play this game in a group at least once. You wont regret it! Warning, do not modify the rules by removing pants, that's just nasty