I woke up to feet going by

           Its funny when your young, you are invincible. You can stay out all night being drunk and god only knows what else, close the bar and be to work for a breakfast shift at 530 am. This particular catered breakfast was for 300 people. There were 15 waiters hustling to be set and ready thirty minutes prior.The guest were to start arriving at 7:40 am and usual we were way ahead of schedule. My still drunk ass thought I would crawl up under the buffet table and take a short nap. Holy shit, I woke to feet going by. My first thought was to panic, the second thought was, god I hope no one drops anything and the third thought, the one I chose, was to just go back to sleep. When I woke the second time the room was quieter than before. I peaked out the one side to see that no one was around, rolled out and began to break down the buffet table as though I had been working all along. No one noticed that I hadn't been around helping the whole time. Man I felt bad about that tip share showing up on my check.